The customer service pen set is here to get you through even the shittiest of work days. Featuring five funny pens that really tell it like it is, this pen set is the perfect gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone you know that has really mastered the art of a fake smile. Five pen sayings include: The customer is always wrong. Outward smiles. Inward screams. Sorry, I'm on my break. I don't know. I just work here. Here to help! JK. Please leave me alone.